Airports make me anxious. I’m always thinking they’ll find something strange in my luggage and I’ll end up in jail like in those movies, though I carry nothing strange. But there are people that don’t have the same problem. We can’t know if they didn’t know the rules, or they were criminals, but these people sure took strange things to airports, and tried to fly with them.
I have a lot of questions. Are those seahorses alive? I’ve seen bottled animals before. Some liquor bottles even have snakes in them.
A Knife Lipstick
Let’s pretend the person who tried to sneak this wasn’t a Quentin Tarantino character. The why the hell do you have a lipstick knife in your bag?