I need you to sit back, breathe in, and then breathe out. Repeat. Ok, now that you are slightly relaxed you are going to see a bunch of pictures. These pictures will make you angry, will trigger you OCD, will make you feel out of yourself. But, at the same time, these pictures will make you laugh at people that are not you. Isn’t that the whole point of the Internet?
This is what happens when you leave your keyboard exposed to sunlight, and that’s why my windows are all sealed. I haven’t seen the sun in two years.
What’s your favorite Starburst flavour? I love all of them, of course. But isn’t this a little unfair? I want more than four pink ones. I want a thousand pink ones.