Keep Your Friends Close

And your enemies closer. At least that’s what they say. But we think it’s too much trouble. Really, why pretend to be friends with someone simply because you suspect they may be into the same person as you are? Your energy will be better spent someplace else.
But Were They Jealous?

We’re not sure we got this right. Were they jealous or were they not? They seem to change their mind a lot on this subject.