10+ Hilarious Boat Names

We usually don’t imagine people with boats as funny guys, but more of an elegant, classy type. However, lots of them have an amazing sense of humor and they gave their ships some outstanding and funny names that made our day. Take a look at these navigating puns and jokes.

UNSINKABLE

PIKABU

This is such a classy joke that it’s by far one of the best ones we’ve seen: this person decided to name his boat unsinkable the second.

JUST IN CASE

DIFUNDIR

I guess a lot of people who buy a boat get constantly asked if they consider it to be a good investment, so this name is perfect to clear the air.

DAD JOKE

IMGUR

Who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned pun in an unexpected place? This Usain Boat name just gives us life: what a classic and effective dad joke.

PUGBOAT

THETANGO

I can’t imagine what is the backstory behind this boat named Pug Boat with all of these pug dogs posing on it, but I need to know more. This is fascinating.

UPSIDE DOWN

RATPACK

I think it’s hilarious that this person decided to name his boat and have it painted upside down so you could only read it if it sinks. Such an optimist.

FISH NOT FOUND

POROSENKA

I guess that this boat’s owner is not an experienced nor an optimistic fisherman, but we can all agree that he nailed the creativity of naming.

TITANIC

LOUPAK

Some names have too much weight on them to be used so casually. If you name you boat Titanic 2, what do you expect that it’s going to happen to it?

DRUG MONEY

IMGUR

For all those haters that will think the worst of you for being able to afford a boat, this name should shut them up. Don’t even think it, he is already saying it.

AWESOME PUN

DUMPADAY

I truly believe that this boat’s owner and the guy that named his “Usain Boat” should be friends and hang out a lot. They seem to have a lot in common.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

PINTEREST

Not suitable for kids, but a good name after all. I mean, if you are doing your thing and buying a boat, name it however you want to as long as it makes you laugh.

SIBLING BOATS

TWSTATIC

These sibling brothers that seem as they are talking back to each other are hilarious. I wonder if they belong to the same person or in fact are owned by siblings.

IN A MEETING

PINTEREST

If you are planning to use an excuse like you are on a meeting to spend time sailing and chilling on your boat, you might as well own it like this person did.