Things can get out of control at any time. One minute you are alright and the next one you are putting out a house fire or calling the plague control because you found a boa inside of your toilet bowl. Don't get me wrong, this is not meant to trigger your anxiety or anything, it is just an objective reality: Unexpected things can happen. Most times those unforeseen events are so bizarre and funny that you even have time to photograph them and we thank you for that. We gathered fifty photos that show fifty funny times when things got out of control.
FIRE IN THE HOLE
This is what happens when you eat spicy and then go to the bathroom. Don't get me started on those latrines you can find in some bathrooms, they are disgusting and uncomfortable as hell (this one looks like hell itself)
That was totally unnecessary, and it is quite unsettling. I don't understand why would somebody do this. Does it have good connection? 3G, 4G? Wifi? Android? IOS? Is it expensive?
Hi, I am Brian, I like going to the movies and long walks on the beach. I also like eating 413 chicken tenders at once and spending a few days in Coma, how about you?
HOLD ON, PHOENIX.
Oh my god, that looks biblical. The kind of biblical storm that stars in a Dwayne Johnson movie. Thanks god I don't live in Phoenix! For that and for other reasons...
First I thought that "Jennifer's Addiction" was a rock band. It is a nice idea, if you use that name please let me know and at least send me a CD.
In the modern The Wizard of Oz the wicked witch of the East is crushed by a train. And the munchkins are subway workers. The city of Oz is at the end of the trail.
This happens to me ALL THE TIME. Sometimes I even use my phone to make my phone ring so I can find it easily. If this doesn't happen to you that means you are an alien.
Hey dad… Look… the three of us are ok, and that's what really matters, right? Your boat is… well… dead. But the three of us are ok, and that's what really matters, remember?
Apparently this guy loves this pen. He loves this pen so much that I would rather not touch it with my hands, give a glove because I don't know where this pen was.
They told me that the puppy was good and nice. I guess they were lying, because he uses every chance he has to attempt to murder me and my girlfriend.
Hey dude, i'm going for a swim, the sea looks peaceful today. This is a fine example of how bad luck works. And I know a lot about bad luck, I have a PhD on bad luck.
HE IS SERIOUS
This teacher took the job of going to the shop to buy a melon baller to stick it to the board. That's a dedicated teacher. In your face, Robin William's character in The Dead Poets Society.
If your family processes you a life insurance before go on vacation be careful and don't do stupid things, because I think they are after you and the insurance money, Cindy.
An inception of household appliances. What really amazes me is that this video lasts 14:19 minutes. Who would have thought that you can survive that long after a radiation attack?
Imagine walking into your kitchen only to find this. I would sit in the floor with a lost expression thinking about all the things I've done wrong in my life.
My mom doesn't have sense of humor. I mean, she has it, but in the real world. She takes internet too serious. So I guess she would scream and probably end up in the hospital If I do this to her.
HOW DO YOU KILL
I did a little research and the only city with an 11 million population is a city in China. The thing is how to find this guy that wants to kill them all, but that's up to you, I'm not a cop.
See why I don't want to move? Because if I leave my precious home I'm most likely to die. This puts me on a crossroad, because my biggest fear is to die alone in my home with no one finding me in months. I don't know what to do.
"Hey, do you sell toilet paper?"
"Sure I do, how much do you need?"
"ALL OF IT. All the toilet paper in the world. My husband is not feeling very well"
I do this every second of my life. I am in front of my computer and I use my cellphone to browse the web when I could use the actual computer to do it.
What on earth happened here? Those are too many dead fishes. Thought I wonder how many dead fishes are too many dead fishes. But this seems like a lot of dead fishes. Ok, I'll stop saying dead fishes.
I laughed at this one. Poor kids, but at least they are teaching to defend themselves. What really annoys me is the snapchat, we all know that the first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about fight club. Millennials ruin everything.
I can't think of a million of things creepier than seeing someone running with a smile that are happening at my home right now. And no, I'm not a psycho. I think.
GOOD DAD, BAD DAD
This guy must be so tired of his life. Do you wanna help me make dinner? Take this, you stupid bastard! That girl is going to have serious daddy issues in the future.
Have you noticed that your pet could eat you in a single bite, Peter? Oh, you have. Ok, that's great then. Take care. I will never go back to your home ever again.
*Honks* This must be a suicide prevention program. I'm sure that if you honk they will pull you over and talk you about how beautiful life is if you see the bright side of it. Meh.
A LOT OF PAINT
Oh my god. There is no way you can take that paint off of that floor. I mean, you painted the entire world. This unsettles me in a terrible way.
Ok, so you are not only a psycho killer, you also are a cheap bastard that wants to take every single penny out of everything. I can't judge you, I'm just like you, minus the psycho killer part.
This is what happens when they eliminate my favorite The Voice contestant. I usually stab my television screaming the names of the judges while I cry. I spend a lot of money on televisions.
I wonder what happened here, the delivery guy hit him? The door is open, so if he didn't do it at least he had to see something. But again, I'm not a cop.
NICE OLD LADY
Barbara is the living proof that elder people are actually the devil. You see them as cute human beings but they are bad and mean. Don't ever trust a grandma.
Well that's an interesting proposition. The thing is… Who will shoot me afterwards? There's a third person involved in all this? Mmmh.. I have my doubts but ok, let's do this.
Hey Mickey, don't take this the wrong way but i think you shouldn't keep wasting money on businesses, because you don't have the… talent? to do this. You are going to end up broke.
There is no time to waste in pitching the tent, Karen, let's go. I will do it when I can do it. Come on, hop on, I told you I was in a hurry, are you deaf?
Ladies and Gentlemen we are experiencing a little inconvenience so we are going to ask to fasten your security belts, and pray to whoever is your particular god. Thank you very much.
My computer costed like a million dollars more because it had a touch screen so I am going to use it whenever I want to use it, ok? Leave me alone.
CORN IN CUP
Mmmh… I can't decide my order, please wait for me. I think I want a cup, but maybe I want corn. And I don't want a cup of corn, that would be too much. This is hard.
This is why you have children, I don't see any other reason. They cost a fortune and they don't let you sleep, but you can use their hair to balance when you are skating.
This would only make sense if this bathroom was in some kind of cellar, but I don't think it is, because I have lost all hope in human beings whatsoever.
I DON’T THINK SO
I don't think that's the way fortune cookies work, but if you think you've done a good job who am I to judge, right? Keep on with the good job and maybe you'll get promoted.
Imagine being in that bathroom. You finish your business and you start looking for the toilet paper anywhere, with your pants down. And then you look up. The guy who did that must be evil.
Come here, Becky, help me. Stand still, Becky, stop moving. You are useless, you don't even have long hair to use you as balance when I skate. I'm calling child services.
That is not exactly how a cup works, but you can do whatever you want. Just don't try to fill it up with anything hot or you'll end up in the hospital.
I would think that the whole reason to cover you up from the rain was to prevent your computer from getting wet, but, What do I know? Maybe I'm wrong.
When you lied on your resume and said that you had previous experience working in human resources but you in fact ran away from the circus where you were a contortionist.
Something is off here but I don't know what it is. Are the knives too small? The sign has a typo? I don't know, can someone explain me, please? Do it while I buy a knife for my three years old.
This is actually an incredible idea! A little bit dangerous, but still a great idea! How do you step out of it without burning your whole body? That's my only concern.
This girl wanted to look exactly like her idol, Angelina Jolie, so she went through more than fifty surgeries on her face to do it. It makes me so sad to tell you that you look like anything but Angelina Jolie.
Are you afraid of planes? Let me tell you that there's a lot of ways in which you can get killed by one. In fact, a plane could kill you every step you take. Sorry.
The previous girl wanted to look like Angelina Jolie and it seems like this woman wanted to look like two enormous balloons. We celebrate that because anyone can be whatever they wanna be.